Whose woods these are, I think I know <br />A Liberal from the village though, <br />A welfare cheat without a job <br />Too lazy to come and watch the snow. <br /> <br />Good thing there is no fag or queer <br />To press their “gay agenda” near <br />Right between the woods and frozen lake <br />They’d be good for target practice here. <br /> <br />My Hummer idles with nary a shake. <br />Minorities here would be some mistake. <br />The only sound would be as I sweep <br />The poor out of town, oh let them eat cake. <br /> <br />The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, <br />A place where terrorists could creep, <br />Using trees for cover, on me they’d leap <br />So many trees to fell before I sleep. <br />So many trees to fell before I sleep.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/alternative-voicing-fox-news-stops-by-the-woods/
