My cousin was always broke. <br />He'd get free meals at restaurants by pretending to choke. <br />He did it again and again. <br />But people eventually stopped believing him and his life came to an end. <br />One day he ordered dinner and he really did choke. <br />But everybody thought he was faking and he croaked. <br />As they buried him, I cried. <br />But sadly it was his own fault that he died.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/like-the-boy-who-cried-wolf/