Your girlfriend is pregnant and you believe that you're the dad. <br />But sex is something that you and she never had. <br />When I told you that she has to be cheating, you got pretty mad. <br />You believe she'd never be unfaithful and that's pretty bad. <br />You think a girl can get pregnant by receiving a french kiss. <br />You have the IQ of a dog and I don't believe this.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dumbass/