I was thinking about God’s greatest achievements - you know, <br />like creating amazing natural wonders or creating human life. <br />But then I started thinking that He has done a lot of bad stuff <br /> too. What would go on a list of God’s Top Ten Screw-ups? <br /> <br />1. Created all those scientists who insist on that crackpot <br />theory of evolution. <br /> <br />2. Allowed too prominent a role in Bible for Lady Godiva. <br /> <br />3. Doesn’t help Sunday school teachers come up with decent <br />answer to the question, “If God exists, why doesn’t he do some <br />obvious miracles to prove it? ” <br /> <br />4. Does nothing to stop my dog from drinking out of toilet. <br /> <br />5. Let my mother-in-law give us that cheesy vase I have to pull <br />out every time she visits. <br /> <br />6. Tried to get my high school guidance counselor to steer me <br />into janitorial “science.” <br /> <br />7. Erased my high score on arcade Pac-Man during power <br />outage. <br /> <br />8. Forced judges to vote against me in local air guitar <br />competition. <br /> <br />9. Allowed that high-powered floor waxer I had on my first job <br />to go wild and almost kill a guy. <br /> <br />10. Created beanbag chairs that rip and spew out little white <br />styrofoam balls while you’re trying to get it on with Harriet <br />Friedberg in ninth grade.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/god-s-top-ten-screw-ups/
