We interrupt this broadcast <br />To bring the saddest news <br />At 10.29 on September the Eighth <br />They've kidnapped a Poetess's muse <br /> <br />The ransom note was written in crayon <br />And gave but one instruction <br />Her muse will only be returned <br />When she’s had a breast reduction <br /> <br />This should negate the bragging <br />And appease those from the Deep South <br />As currently, though they are massive <br />They are not half as big as her mouth.<br /><br />Reece Kaye<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/not-the-nine-o-clock-muse/
