At one hundred miles per hour, in his lotus round the bends <br />Pinnoccio did 'road rage' coz he'd lost his lawful friends <br />The beached whale and Geppetto had known he wernt o- kay <br />coz he'd tried to have a nose job and was sadly turned away <br />So in a fit of temper he stuck on his cowboy hat, and headed for the horizon with his only friend the cat <br />But Figaro was not stupid, and the speed camera did flash <br />But pinnoccio didnt give a damn coz he had some immoral cash <br />So the evidence arrived next morning and ten points they did impose <br />But he couldnt escape the law courts <br />as they'd caught his 12 inch nose!<br /><br />Lisa Cresswell Wilkinson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pinnoccio-gets-a-speeding-fine-fun/
