I 'ad a burger t'other day <br />One that's done the fancy way <br />On telly don't they look reet good <br />With all t'stuff on 'em like they should <br /> <br />Yon lad said 'D'you want cheese? ' <br />I nodded <br />'Right that's three pounds please' (! ! ! ! ! ! ! !) <br />Meat (?) , cheese, salad, soggy bread <br />'It's nowt like those on t'box' I said <br /> <br />I got to thinking what to do <br />'Bout a fast food shop that's new <br />One that caters for owd bids <br />Not nouveau riche and little kids <br /> <br />I won't let prices take a hike <br />They'll be reet low in 'Tripe-U-Like' <br />It's gradely grub, the real thing <br />Every time in 'Cowheel King' <br /> <br />Good Lanky fayre, a decent cut <br />Tha'll not go wrong in 'Elder Hut' <br />We aim to please, tha'll feel reet grand <br />You're welcome at 'Black Pudding Land' <br /> <br />Why no-one's done it I don't know <br />It surely must be the way to go <br />Not curry, pizza, GARLIC BREAD? <br />Get proper grub down thi instead!<br /><br />Esra Sloblock<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/food-for-thought-4/
