You know how when you go to heaven <br />you leave your body behind? Well, if <br />that’s the case, you won’t have any hands, <br />right? So how the hell are you going to <br />work the TV remote? That’s assuming, of <br />course, that they’ll have TV in heaven - <br />I certainly hope so! <br /> <br />Wait a minute! You won’t have any eyes <br />or ears either! So how are you going to see <br />or hear anything? Or is it like your soul <br />just sort of bobs around on a sea of blissful <br />consciousness with Jesus’ smiling mug <br />perpetually staring down at you? <br /> <br />Hey, how come HE gets to have eyes but <br />nobody else does? I realize the job of <br />savior comes with certain perks, but <br />leaving all of us blind is taking it a bit too far. <br /> <br />I guess there’s no more justice in heaven <br />than there is on earth. And if you complain <br />about it, Jesus will probably rub one of <br />your past sins in your face even if you <br />already repented for it. If he gets all <br />worked up and does that, I think I’ll have <br />to tell him, “Just let it go, man. Let it go.”<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/getting-all-worked-up/
