First poet in my bohemian menagerie <br />Diligent follower of the Tao of Steve <br />You offered me Hyperion, Smythewick and a good chase <br />And I was your escape from domestic boredom <br />But somehow it feels like I got shafted <br />You mused yourself to be Viscount <br />And named me your Marquise de Mateifeuelle <br />Be desireless, be excellent, be gone <br />Oh and thanks for all the fish<br /><br />Masha Danevasha<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/codename-jackass/