From a rather hectic night before <br />The judges, a little to wear for worse <br />Sat grudgingly to pontificate <br />On this year’s new Miss UniqueVerse. <br /> <br />The greatest female talents <br />In all WordsWomanship <br />Were led on by the Geminis <br />(Some say, joined at the hip!) <br /> <br />They’d tried to win by feminine wiles <br />(Explains why their hair was such a mess) <br />The Cummings and goings and toings and froings <br />To claim their Ezra Pound of flesh. <br /> <br />One asked to be excused, <br />and said she needed to go <br />In dire need of an Ogden Nash <br />upon the Edgar Allan Poe. <br />Another couldn’t speak, <br />her delivery was off <br />She’d only woken up with <br />a bad Roger McGough. <br /> <br />The rest were corralled into a tight bunch <br />The perimeter measured, to find the herd’s girth. <br />Much more than the pickin’s on, Emily Dickinson <br />Though artistically they, were lacking in Wordsworth. <br /> <br />And then one by one they would take the front stage <br />And deliver their odd odes of love’s joys and rage <br />Till the head Judge stood up, “I’m pleased to say it’s <br />my pleasure to give first place, to you, with the biggest tits.! ”<br /><br />Reece Kaye<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/miss-uniqueverse-2006-a-poetic-beauty-pageant-in/
