I stood alone in San Antone <br />Sadder than a dog who`d lost his bone, <br />¬cause my best girl, she`d walked out on me. <br />I was feeling sick `cause of this chick, <br />There was nowhere for me to put my head <br />And I`m telling you that`s deal catastrophe. <br /> <br />On the sidewalk wide I sat and cried, <br />And contemplated suicide, <br />`cause that sweet girl I loved so, <br />Then a broad went by with her head held high, <br />Her skirt was split a mile above her thigh <br />And very quickly I forgot dear Flo. <br /> <br />She said, “ Hello my dear my apartments near, <br />Wont come with me and have a nice cold beer”. <br />`twas offer that I really couldn`t resist <br />I had three or four, maybe more <br />Perhaps I even had a score, <br />I ended up a bit Mozart an Liszt. <br /> <br />She said, “Righto Jack let`s hit the sack, <br />I want somebody to scratch my back <br />I followed her, I was cock-a-hoop, <br />She removed her scants, I took off my pants, <br />But now the poor girl raves and rants, <br />Because I had a touch of brewers droop. <br /> <br />I stood alone in San Antone <br />I was frozen to the bone. <br />She kept my clothes when she through me out the door, <br />I was feeling sick `cause of this chick <br />And now I`ve ended up in the nick, <br />And I`m a bloody site worse off than before. <br />Than before, than before, I`m so much worse off than I was before.<br /><br />archie langford<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-sad-mad-and-bad-poem/
