Ok, <br />So it's not my usual style, <br />It's not like me <br />To rant and rave <br />And pound my fists <br />Out of frustration <br />It's just not my nature <br />But ever since this beastly woman <br />Crossed my path <br />I've felt <br />Pent up feelings of rage <br />Not just tiny little rumbles <br />No! <br />Full out <br />I want to just smack her one <br />Rage <br /> <br />Now, <br />I feel I must apologize again <br />To any readers that <br />May have entertained the thought <br />Of reading this poem... <br />I truly am sorry <br />It's just not like me! <br />This woman <br />Has ruined so many lives <br />Has things wound tightly <br />Around her little finger <br />So that even her boss <br />Is scared of her... <br /> <br />Did I mention <br />That she might possibly be <br />A co-worker <br />(well in theory) <br /> <br />If I had a magic wand, <br />I might consider turning her <br />Into a frog... <br />It would seem fitting <br />Green, cold and warty <br />But alas... <br />My wand has gone <br />By the wayside, <br />Along with sleep <br /> <br />So unfortunately <br />I'm left <br />With a very bitter taste <br />In my mouth... <br /> <br />A friend of mine suggests <br />That I try a new brand <br />Of mouthwash... <br />Scotch! ! <br /> <br />It might just work... <br /> <br />-By Dee Daffodil (October 3,2006)<br /><br />Dee Daffodil<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/perhaps-a-new-mouth-wash-will-help/
