Flying saucers <br /> <br />We walked on Durdum down that`s the northern side of town <br />It was summer there was a sprinkling of snow <br />When way up to my right I saw a most unusual sight, <br />What the experts call a UFO. <br /> <br />It was silver, not too large shaped a little like a barge, <br />But not so long, perhaps a little rounder. <br />I said to the misses, “What a bleedin turn up this is. <br />You tell your friend of this and you`ll astounded her. <br /> <br />Well the thing it landed then and a hundred little men <br />Jumped out and started tearing at our clothes. <br />The wife said, “It`s my guess they want us to undress, <br />But why they want us to do that god only knows”. <br /> <br />She took off her skirt and I took off me shirt, <br />And soon there was no stitch between us, <br />There was I handsome sod stood like some Greek god <br />While the wife looked as armless as Venus. <br /> <br />Their chief he said, “What`s that”? I said, “D`you mean that”? <br />And he grabbed it with a vice like grip. <br />I shouted, “Bloody hell”, `twould make any feller yell. <br />I said, “Let go of that, that`s my space ship”. <br /> <br />He said, “Don`t be daft that aint no space craft, <br />That`s too small to take you to the stars”. <br />I said, “That`s all you know you should see it bleein grow <br />Especially when it gets close to mars”,<br /><br />archie langford<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/flying-saucers/
