My bottum is still sore <br />and when I <br />laugh <br />it hurts more. <br />The clamps were not <br />so strong, <br />we didn't think anything could <br />go wrong. <br /> <br />Syl and I were enjoying the sun, resting <br />on a horizontal pole, <br />things were going fine <br />until we fell on our hole. <br />Those flimsy clamps <br />did break, <br />and now we know it was a <br />mistake. <br /> <br />Syl is Ok, <br />she laughed the whole way. <br />But I did cry, <br />I'm a proud guy. <br />When the spectators stopped <br />laughing, <br />my bum still hurt. <br />Three days later I still <br />feel like a jerk.<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-bum-is-still-sore/
