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Dee Daffodil - Souls for Sale

2014-11-07 2 Dailymotion

The Devil decided <br />One dark dreary day <br />To have a garage sale.. <br />He had bills to pay! <br /> <br />It would seem <br />He'd collected too many souls <br />And now, he had stuffed them <br />In various holes <br /> <br />He had thought about recycling <br />But what could be done <br />With a slimy drug dealer <br />Or a murdering one... <br /> <br />So he held a garage sale <br />Very few came <br />'Cept one noteworthy presence <br />With Universal fame <br /> <br />Yes, God arrived <br />And said to Satan <br />'I've got room in Heaven... <br />Their friends have been waitin'' <br /> <br />Now Satan... <br />He had second thoughts you see <br />For giving up to God <br />Did not bring him glee <br /> <br />But in the end <br />The deal was signed <br />God adopted those souls <br />Satan left behind <br /> <br />Now God's plan was this <br />He was not so naive <br />After being in Hell, <br />They would surely believe <br /> <br />And true enough <br />They confessed their sin <br />The pearly gates opened <br />And beckoned them in <br /> <br />So the morale here, <br />Is quite clear, to be sure <br />One man's garbage... <br />Is another man's treasure <br /> <br />By Dee Daffodil (H.W) Oct 20/06<br /><br />Dee Daffodil<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/souls-for-sale/

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