You know how when some people have <br />head injuries it changes their personalities? <br />Like sometimes they have recurring <br />hallucinations or weird thoughts. So I was <br />thinking we should impose mandatory <br />concussions for non-Christians. It just might <br />knock some sense into them about our Lord <br />Jesus. Hopefully, they’ll start having visions <br />and start believing Jesus is talking to them. <br />You’d probably want to accompany the <br />concussions with some biblically-biased <br />counseling so that when the non-Christians <br />complain about hallucinations or other <br />symptoms, you could say, “That’s Jesus <br />communicating with you, ” or “Jesus <br />WANTS you to have blurred vision.” For <br />the ones who remain resistant, repeated <br />concussions may be in order.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/concussions-for-jesus/
