Woke up in the morning early and bumped my head... <br />Felt so sad that i hurt and ached but glad i was not dead. <br /> <br />I had a cat that talked back to me secretly.... <br />No one witness, had ever seen him talk back at me. <br /> <br />My talking cat took archery lessons at the nearby YMCA... <br />He once accidentally shot himself into his left foot which was embarsssing to him that one summer sunny filled day and that was OK. <br /> <br />Then later on he took up boxing... <br />To one and all had found this fact most surprising and shocking. <br /> <br />He knocked out his sparring partner in the first round... <br />The only thing heard was his head hitting the ground. <br /> <br />My cat you see was a real smarty cat.... <br />He was happy where he lived at. <br /> <br />My cat's name was Johnny cat... <br />As a kitten he grew into a nice cat that was not a rich spoiled rotten brat. <br /> <br />Johnny cat loved to chase mice every day... <br />He'd catch one between his paws and just pass them between paws of two. <br /> <br />He'd do this all day-He'd play and do... <br />The mouse population in our house was numbered in few. <br /> <br />My Johnny cat just loved to go fishing with me.... <br />He could see into the water where i should toss my hook. <br /> <br />He loved sitting on the side of the brook... <br />Johnny cat loved days spent with me. <br /> <br />Johnny cat was a friend of thee. <br />Johnny cat loved having not to pay for his fish. <br /> <br />Johnny cat's favorite meal time fare was happened to be <br />that swimming wet fish as his favorite fun dish. <br /> <br />So-Next time you see a cat that boxes as well.... <br />Other's you see will not believe your strangest and funny <br />sounding tale.<br /><br />Michael Gale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/johnny-cat-that-talking-cat/
