How does Jesus know when someone commits a sin? <br />Are there little surveillance angels loitering around <br />just waiting to catch people jaywalking or cursing or <br />something? Man, how do they keep track of all of it? <br /> <br />They probably carry around little notepads or laptops, <br />right? Either that or they just magically remember all <br />of it until they have time to load it all onto some <br />central mainframe computer. <br /> <br />Once folks are in the sinner database there’s no way <br />to get off of it, is there? Oh, they can always repent, <br />but Jesus has already died for their sins and there’s <br />nothing they can do to reverse that. <br /> <br />My sins will go on my permanent record along with <br />that demerit I got the time Mr. Skeezix made me go to <br />detention in Junior High for slamming my locker too <br />hard. What a nimrod that guy was. I hope Jesus kicks <br />his butt, and I wish I could watch it happen. <br /> <br />Say, that would be a great reality TV show – <br />watching the different ways people suffer in Hell. <br />It would need to have a good laugh-track though.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/angels-with-laptops/
