It was the night before Halloween <br />And all through the house <br />Not creature lived or breathed <br />Not even a mouse <br />The Jack-o-lantern shivered by the chimmy with fear <br />His giant orange rear shaking all over <br />As he said his prayers <br />That Old Farmer Bloodshed would not return to finish <br />What he had started here <br />In this haunted Halloween House <br /> <br /> <br />It was the night before Halloween <br />And Old Farmer Bloodshed was out on the prowl <br />Hungry for blood <br />He carried his favorite weapon <br />A rusty old plow <br />So mean and cruel <br />He would even kill a innocent owl <br />To take back and stuff <br />Above his mantle <br />In this haunted Halloween House <br /> <br /> <br />It was the night before Halloween <br />And a horny young couple were making love in their car <br />They had not gotten very far <br />When Old Farmer Bloodshed came along with his now bloody plow <br />To the couple he boosted <br />Tonight I have murdered a owl <br />I have also murdered a cow <br />Now you 2 will share that horrid fate as well <br />Your blood and your life will flow <br />Glowing bright in the spotlight of.... <br />This haunted Halloween House tonight <br /> <br /> <br />It is the night before Halloween <br />And here I sit writing this tale <br />Waiting for my husband Old Farmer Bloodshed to return <br />To our home evil home <br />So proud of that old crone <br />Every year he makes them groan and he makes moan <br />No mercy to be shown <br />He makes the holiday so very special <br />Letting me join in the merry mayham with my shovel <br />I bury all the bodies out back of.... <br />This haunted Halloween House tonight <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />© 2006 RAMONA THOMPSON (All rights reserved)<br /><br />Ramona Thompson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/this-haunted-halloween-house/
