I've just been out to buy my lunch. <br />Whilst standing there in a bovine state of contentment <br />I happened to look down. <br />There, on the floor was a sight to boil my blood. <br />A case of bottled water. <br />Not too offensive on it's own <br />But when adorned with the profanity <br />'As advertised on national TV' <br />I felt something let go in my head. <br />Firstly, they're trying to sell me water <br />FUCKING WATER! ! <br />Not even a pint and they want a fucking quid for it! <br />Secondly, It must be fantastic water if it is <br />'Advertised on national TV' <br />If I ever forget to drink water <br />TV can remind me. <br />It might even save my life if I keep forgetting to drink. <br />What dire fate would descend upon me <br />If I hadn't nipped out for lunch? <br />And another thing, <br />Evian is naive backwards. <br /> <br /> <br />Sorry but I needed that<br /><br />Esra Sloblock<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-100-million-people-do-a-stupid-thing-it-s-still-a-stupid-thing/
