I’m no genie or Houdini, <br />I’m The Famous Rob Kabob. <br />Hocus-pocus I must focus, <br />I must think to do my job. <br />First I get in this position, <br />While the rat sits very still. <br />I’m part Shrink and part Magician, <br />And it takes a secret skill. <br />People ask, 'Rob what’s your job? ' <br />But they figure I am joking, <br />When I tell them I help rats <br />To stop drinking and stop smoking. <br />Some rats are such nail-biters, <br />Still others tend to overeat. <br />I wave my magic wand 3 times, <br />And PRESTO my work is complete. <br />I no longer miss my old job, <br />Pulling RABBITS out of HATS. <br />I’m The Famous Rob Kabob, <br />I pull HABITS out of RATS!<br /><br />ToddMichael St. Pierre<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pulling-habits-out-of-rats/
