Lily licked the toilet, <br />And then she licked the floor. <br />You can bet I'll never <br />Kiss Lily anymore! <br />Lily licked the toilet, <br />And then she licked the sink. <br />She's full of germs and worms, <br />At least that's what I think. <br />Lily licked the toilet, <br />And then she licked the tub. <br />It's safe to say her tongue <br />Could use a real good scrub! <br />She was the cutest pooch! (To Smooch) <br />Why'd she have to spoil it? <br />Nothing's been the same since… <br />Lily licked the toilet!<br /><br />ToddMichael St. Pierre<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/lily-licked-the-toilet/
