The maggots in my meatloaf, <br />Often cause me too much strife. <br />They take advantage of me, <br />And they need to get a life! <br />The fattest one he asked me... <br />'May I have a piece of ham? <br />Will you make some fish and chips? <br />Or a little leg of lamb? ' <br />The skinny one she asked me... <br />'Could you spare a yummy yam? <br />Do you have extra ketchup? <br />Are you out of red plum jam? ' <br />The maggots in my meatloaf, <br />They sure have a lot of nerve! <br />I don't mind if they eat here... <br /> <br />But my kitchen is SELF-SERVE! ! !<br /><br />ToddMichael St. Pierre<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-maggots-in-my-meatloaf/
