Pet gargoyles grunt and snore and cough, <br />But sadly you can't turn them off! <br />The belch and wheeze and sneeze and spit, <br />I cannot bear the thought of it! <br />They slurp and burp, they howl and growl, <br />They moan and groan; they smell so foul! <br />Gargoyles gargle, and pass lots of gas, <br />Their gas it smells like sassafras! <br />If you get a gargoyle have no fear... <br /> <br />From their FARTS you can make root-beer!<br /><br />ToddMichael St. Pierre<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/gargoyles/
