artichoke of self-loathing <br />blizzard of Cherry Garcia <br />bouquet of broccoli ecoli <br />bungee cords of black licorice <br /> <br />cascade of Mountain Dew <br />dustbowl of cinnamon <br />Easter basket of deviled eggs <br />flurry of curry <br /> <br />frisbee factory of pepperoni pizzas <br />garden of onion rings <br />geyser of Crystal Lite <br />guillotine of pizza cutters <br /> <br />hailstorm of Cap'n Crunch <br />iceberg of cookie dough <br />jug of Listerine <br />kilo of See's chocolates <br /> <br />labryinth of lollipops <br />mattress of marshmallows <br />mote of Hamburger Helper <br />mountain range of Quarterpounders <br /> <br />nest of cheese mold <br />ocean of Ensure <br />petrified forest of wieners <br />pond of anchovies <br /> <br />quagmire of chocolate syrup <br />rockslide of doughnut holes <br />shovel full of sugar <br />snakepit of fetucchini <br /> <br />swarm of m&m's <br />ton of pound cake <br />uterus of baby carrots <br />volcano of oatmeal <br /> <br />whirlpool of Nestles' Quik <br />x-tra butter & sour creme & bacon bits <br />yard of lard <br />zest of cheese cake<br /><br />Bob Genevro<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/an-eating-disorders-christmas-wish-list-from-a-to-z/
