Isotopes solving algebraically <br />I’ve learned this before <br />Chemistry, biology, zoology <br />This subject is a bore <br />I understand it to perfection <br />Or perhaps, maybe I don’t <br />That’s why I’m so bored <br />Or I’m just metalloid <br />So am I ionic or covalent <br />Don’t really hook to any of this <br />Atomic mass <br />Protons and neutrons <br />Wonder what's the atomic mass <br />Of a pigeon <br />Poor electrons <br />Get thrown out <br />Like cheap napkins <br />Or lousy friends <br />Just so elements can hang out <br />And why are helium and neon so perfect <br />To good for the other elements? <br />What’s wrong with having <br />An extra electron? <br />I’m sure potassium likes it <br />But he can’t have friends <br />Unless he’s just like Argon <br />Stupid popularity educed elements<br /><br />Eric Andrew James<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/chemistry-5/
