I knew this guy, who had a glass eye. <br />he also had a very large hump on his back. <br />His good eye was double as strong, <br />and with his hump, he managed to get along. <br /> <br />He saw very clearly, <br />what the world had in store for him. <br />But he did dearly, <br />wished that it would'nt be so grim. <br /> <br />He saw, he would spend his life alone, <br />with one eye on the T.V. the other wasn't home. <br />His hump would be fine, just hard to iron his shirt. <br />and about being alone, he said he would convert.<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/he-would-convert/