Can someone please tell me <br />I'd like to know as well <br />What gossip a dog catches up on <br />When around the place it smells <br /> <br />It sounds very interesting, spicy <br />The very latest in slanderous news <br />Because dogs just can't wait to catch up on it <br />They want to hear the most recent reviews <br /> <br />If you let them loose from their confines <br />They'll rush to the nearest news stand <br />And sniff greedily at the tabloids <br />In a language we just don't understand <br /> <br />I would love to be Dr Doolittle <br />Even if it were only for a day <br />Because I could listen in as well <br />And reply with shock 'Oh I say' <br /> <br />(Sydney, Australia - 2005)<br /><br />Alessandra Liverani<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/latest-gossip-humour/
