(You must burp each time you read the word BURP in this poem!) <br /> <br />I’m Twindelton Twerp, I’m King of the Burp; <br />Folks come from near and from far. <br />They pay in advance, all for the chance <br />To meet a real burping star. <br />I burp so loudly, I burp so proudly, <br />I live for the cheers and stares. <br />I burp at churches and talent searches, <br />At festivals and at fairs. <br />I burp for birthdays, Easters and Earthdays, <br />Anybody can hire me. <br />I burp so wondrous, so strong and thunderous; <br />They can’t help but admire me! <br />I get lots of cards and fancy awards, <br />And they all agree I’m great! <br />I’m Twindelton Twerp and I love to burp! <br /> <br />So why can’t I get a date? <br /> <br />From the book: 'A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids' By: Todd St. Pierre <br />www.LouisianaBoy.com<br /><br />ToddMichael St. Pierre<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/twerp/
