I'm just a little heifer <br />From a bitty cow town. <br />I'm fresh off the bus, Cowboy, <br />Will you show me around? <br />- <br />Why, howdy-do, pretty Missy, <br />Ah gots a dandy plan. <br />Jus' let me take your sweater, <br />Yer in very good hands. <br />- <br />Thanks kindly, it's scorching, and <br />I hanker for a rest <br />(He's OH so strong and manly!) ... <br />Can you show me where's best? <br />- <br />There's a warm hayloft, Honey, <br />Down the road a lil' piece. <br />If you want, Ah'll lay down too, <br />Let's share some sweet release... <br />- <br />Whoa, son, I've seen it done some <br />By rutting animals! <br />And it don't look much like fun - - <br />Them poor cows and big bulls! <br />- <br />Nowww, Sugar, don't you fret none - <br />You ain't NO way no cow! <br />But you bet, I'm a big 'un - <br />And that ain't no BULL, no how! <br />- <br />Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... Welllllllllllllllllllllllll.......... <br />- <br />Then boy, pleeeease ride me hard like <br />Those broncos that you break. <br />I've got a LOT of spirit... <br />Do you have what it takes? <br /> <br />- <br /> <br />That filly, she was ripe, and <br />His jeans was fit to bust... <br />He unzipped them, she swooned, then <br />They kicked that hay to dust! <br /> <br />Lo, by noontime next day on, <br />When all was said and done, <br />He'd roped, tied n' branded her... <br />She'd cleaned his pearly gun! <br /> <br />Nows her n' him are hitched, they <br />Play 'Bang 'Em Up' alllllll night, <br />Feeding each other sugar <br />They trick-ride, holding tight......... <br /> <br />YEE HAWWW! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! <br /> <br /> <br />(Gotta love a good 'poke! ; ])<br /><br />U R Able<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-small-town-girl-meets-a-cow-poke/
