deck the halls <br />with condoms and toys <br />tis the season to be f***ing <br />don we now our kinky lingerie <br />damn the condom broke anyway <br /> <br />nine months later here comes junior <br />and guess what <br />he looks just like you <br />so we go on f***ing <br />in this season of loving <br /> <br />junior's a year old <br />and out comes a sister <br />she just as pretty as me <br />but looks nothing like you <br /> <br />deck the halls <br />with condoms and toys <br />tis the season to be f***ing <br />don we now our kinky lingerie <br />oops the neighbor nailed me <br /> <br />damn the divorce papers are here <br />so now its junior every other year <br />and guess what <br />i'm preggo with twins <br />and they're yours just like him <br /> <br />deck the halls <br />with condoms and toys <br />tis the season to be f***ing <br />don we now our kinky lingerie <br />wish i knew which one to use <br />oh these condoms and toys<br /><br />Grace Hays<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/condoms-and-toys/
