Today it seems it's trendy <br />to wear your pants real low. <br />You know you're hot if you can walk <br />and let your butt-crack show! <br /> <br />Maybe I'm just old-fashioned <br />or maybe I'm a prude... <br />but I can't help but thinking <br />that your butt-crack is just rude! <br /> <br />It started with the plumber, <br />by accident... I'm sure! <br />But now, my teacher turns around <br />Oh no! Don't tell me.........Her? <br /> <br />She even wears the pants real low <br />so when she turns away... <br />her butt-crack smiles back at you <br />and you don't know what to say! <br /> <br />Do you pretend it's not there? <br />Do you say ''Hey, nice crack? '' <br />Pray to the fashion Gods and hope <br />suspenders will come back!<br /><br />Mary Nagy<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cover-your-crack-if-you-want-me-to-take-you-seriously-2/
