Cats on the frying pan <br />Dogs in the fridge <br />Fish is on the heater <br />Birds caught a midge <br /> <br />My place is a little chaotic <br />All my pets are psychotic <br />I love them to bits <br />The budgie still has fits <br /> <br />I really laugh when I see them play <br />Their so happy I wish I was so gay <br />I am not bothered about my house <br />I just pray the cat don't eat my mouse<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/psychotic-pets/
