Dear Anna <br />Im eating my haggis as we speak <br />All vegitarians must think me weak <br />And I know its made fae aw the sheep thats shite <br />I know its wrong, but it tastes so right <br /> <br />As the great chieftan O the puddin race <br />Hes welcome ony time oan ma plate <br />Lungs, heart, entrails and liver <br />Sic a taste makes my insides quiver <br /> <br />And to the Bard these words I say <br />Rabbie thank you for this special day <br />When Oer the world on this burns night <br />The haggis is sic a wondrous sight <br />As hes piped tae the table in all his splendour <br /> <br />And to those who have to suffer me tommorrow <br />For the wind I, ll have, you have my sorrow <br />And this alone proves Anna right <br />Its because I ate a pun O shite<br /><br />Kevin Campbell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/to-anna-russel-a-reply-to-a-vegitarian-on-burns-night-287/
