It’s not easy, being a gnome <br />With a monkey on your back <br />Being left out in the frost <br />Is playing havoc with my crack! <br />My fishing rod is limp <br />And the line has gone all slack <br />I wish that monkey’d hurry up <br />And empty his bloody sack!<br /><br />Reece Kaye<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/anna-s-next-door-neighbour-s-gnome-s-back-problem/
