Is this poem safe to drink? <br />Unsure - need to run some tests: <br />Got to get the PH straightened out <br />Or perhaps an imaging scan is required. <br /> <br />Pour in a syllable of acid <br />Or take away two. <br />Hmm - better take another sample. <br />Oops, way too base! <br /> <br />A new title, perhaps? Say: <br />“Acidic and Alkaline Balance <br />On the See Saw of Life” <br />Yuck! <br /> <br />Hold on, don’t go away, <br />I’ll get right back to you!<br /><br />Robert Charles Howard<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-ph-factor/