Surprise Me!

Ted Sheridan - For Happy Men Only

2014-11-07 0 Dailymotion

You had better tell her....your new lover <br />before she starts moving in <br />toothbrush first <br />then a comb and hair dryer <br />cause she won't use yours <br />and next there are <br />the blouses and the skirts <br />jeans and pants <br />shoes and slippers <br />food in the refrigerator and pots and pans <br />her spice rack and things all seasoned <br />with her touch and those fatal words..... <br />'Well.....We are always together so I just thought <br />I would destroy what is left <br />of your miserable life! '<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/for-happy-men-only/

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