Today, DNA experts confirmed……, <br /> After discounting A. Krass & T. Martin…., <br /> They are still not sure whether the father is……, <br /> Dervish or Presley……, <br /> In a statement issued by….., <br /> The good head research scientist…., <br /> Ms. Labool (The Body) Fazool……, <br /> She said, “After a few more tests….., <br /> And an intensive pussy scan….., <br /> (That is, when we find…., <br /> Howlin’s stupid right-wing fascist cat) …., <br /> Only then, we’ll be able to confirm….., <br /> Whether it is Dervish, the wild rockabilly poet….., <br /> Or an Immaculate Conception….., <br /> By the King of Rock ‘n Roll”….! ! ! <br /> <br /> (Stay tuned for updates) <br /> <br /> For more info & transcripts, log on to: <br /> ……………..(WWW.GOODHEADDNATESTING.COM) <br /> >or< <br />……………..(WWW.MSLABOOL(THEBODY) FAZOOL.COM <br /> <br /> …..Trade Martin,2007.<br /><br />Trade Martin<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/elvis-or-howlin-who-s-the-father/
