A Jersey cow exploded, <br />One sunny summer's day. <br />The farmer was in Flin Flon, <br />Combing his toupee. <br /> <br />The farmer's wife was farming, <br />She didn't hear a thing. <br />(A motorist was injured <br />And had to wear a sling.)<br /><br />Dennis Lee<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/one-sunny-summer-s-day/
