I wandered lonely as a cloud <br />o'er California's rocky coast <br />and fields of melons, oversized, <br />and Baywatch babes to match; <br /> <br />Earth hath not anything to show more fair <br />than oiled and suntanned blondes with shampooed hair.<br /><br />Michael Shepherd<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/william-wordsworth-hits-the-west-coast/
