Sometimes I wish I had four legs <br />it's easier for a quadruped <br />they always get their food on time <br />and never have to stand in line <br />a luxury not being human <br />and more attractive too to women <br />who always like four legged things <br />that they can lead around on strings <br />life would be easy I would bet <br />if someone had me as a pet.<br /><br />Charles M. Moore<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sometimes-i-wish-i-had-four-legs/