I cant pretend that the long week end <br />That I spent in gay Parie <br />Though `twas great left me in a state <br />Of very low degree. <br /> <br />The Mona Lisa smiled at me <br />And I smiled back at her <br />Went to Montmartre to study art <br />And take in the Sacre- Coeur <br />. <br />A bottle of wine when I went to dine <br />On the St Gernain des Pris <br />Drunk another lot in les Deux Maggot <br />I should not have done; I agree <br /> <br />Cognac went down well in the hotel <br />My friends I tried not to embarrass <br />But the carpet rose and hit my nose <br />I was completely plastered in Paris <br />-----------<br /><br />archie langford<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/plasterd-in-paris/
