Dear Mom, <br />I know we're going shopping <br />to buy new clothes for school, <br />but please just go without me. <br />I trust your taste, it's cool. <br /> <br />See, part of clothes is... (shhh) ... underwear. <br />I don't wanna take the chance <br />that any girls might see me <br />in the aisle near... (shhh) ... underpants. <br /> <br />I'll go if we buy other things, <br />no one would even care, <br />but please don't make me stand around <br />while we buy... (shhh) ... underwear. <br /> <br />Girls remember stuff like that. <br />They'll tease me bad, it's true! <br />If we're going for... (shhh) ... underpants, <br />please don't make me go with you!<br /><br />C.J. Heck<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/little-boy-s-note-to-mom-children/
