Do you look good in purple, <br />Do you dare wear it? <br />If you ask this question, <br />You are not ready for <br />The purple hat society. <br /> <br />Do you discard a shard <br />Or mock a crooked crock? <br />Do you see knaves <br />When looking at princes? <br />Then you are not ready for <br />The purple hat society. <br /> <br />Do you dot all your 'i's <br />And seal all ziploc bags? <br />Sorry, you won't <br />Make it with the purples. <br /> <br />Do you help support <br />The cosmetic industry <br />Not to mention spas <br />And salons? <br />That's another poem <br />Altogether. <br /> <br />Do you write a purple poem anyway <br />Though you know darn well <br />Nothing rhymes with purple? <br />Then I've got good news. <br />Send in your purple dues.<br /><br />Liilia Talts Morrison<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-purple-hat-society/
