There was a young woman from Bude <br />Went for a swim in the nude <br />Along came a shark <br />Out for a lark <br />That`s how her nipples got chewed. <br /> <br />A woman named Alice McGuffy <br />Was prim, proper and stuffy <br />Till a fellow named Rex <br />Introduced her to sex <br />And now she just cant get enoughy <br /> <br />An old lady from Abergaveny, <br />Knickers she couldn`t afford any, <br />People said what a shame <br />But that lovely old dame/ <br />Said “It`s quicker when spending a penny”.<br /><br />archie langford<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-limerick-or-three/
