Gorilla Survival Tactics are required <br />in a world where the left battles the right <br />and the right excommunicates the left <br />while the center eats its own..... <br />When I was a young child in school <br />someone stated that left handed people <br />are more intelligent than right handed people <br />as if to imply the majority of people <br />being right handed were not competent.... <br />Not wishing to be grouped in either camp <br />I learned to write with both hands.... <br />But that did not suffice as I was soon challenged <br />to prove myself to one side or the other.... <br />One thing led to another..... <br />While playing ball....I would throw right and bat left <br />or shoot from the free throw line as a lefty <br />and lay up with a deadly right hand dunk..... <br />But more importantly....much more importantly than anything else..... <br />I learned to speak out of both sides of my mouth.....<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ambidextrous-bullshit-artist/
