We were driving along the bay <br />My girl friend really needed a pee <br />I said go over that way <br />Squat down behind that tree <br /> <br />Coming form a very good family <br />Baby had never done it before <br />But she needed to go so badly <br />She nearly did it on the car floor <br /> <br />As she came out for behind the big tree <br />And stood in the long grass looking free <br />My darling looked so beautiful <br />Still pulling her pants up after the pee <br /> <br />All refreshed and joyful <br />She ran to hold me <br />Darling seemed so grateful <br />And all she did was pee<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/baby-needed-a-pee/
