I submitted a poem about my penis <br />I called it 'Cock, Dick or Prick' <br />but it was rejected by a lady squeemish <br />she claimed 'It just doesn't fit'! <br /> <br />(haha, and you can keep all the jokes about 'how this is a short one' or 'how long this will stay up, at PoemHunter' to yourself!)<br /><br />Chuck Audette<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/rejection-letter-from-a-poetry-magazine/
