This really isn't quite a Dodgy Dave Tale, <br />because it begins here with another male. <br />His son has inherited his family genes, <br />that leave some laughing and splitting their seams. <br /> <br />You see one evening both Dave and his wife. <br />Went out on the town for some fun and nightlife. <br />They went to see a male entertainment act. <br />His wife wanted to meet him so Dave made the contact. <br /> <br />After the show the meeting took place. <br />And what the wife asked for wasn't an embrace. <br />She asked the entertainer if she could sit on his knee. <br />And this is where the story turns to Dave's genes. <br /> <br />The next evening on a Television show. <br />The entertainer they saw, crutched out real slow. <br />You see he had hurt his knee. <br />Dave's son was there watching, sitting on the settee. <br /> <br />'Hey mum the entertainer you saw last night, <br />hurt his knee, what a terrible plight! <br />They say some fat old bird sat on his knee, <br />which created some stress on his knee, you see.' <br /> <br />So there you have it, how the genes were passed on. <br />But the stories not over I have more to add on. <br />Stay tuned to this station for the rest of this tale <br />Daves at it again with another female<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-it-s-in-the-genes-part-i/
