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Ted Sheridan - How To Avoid Any And All Comparisons

2014-11-07 0 Dailymotion

You can't...and won't.... <br />Even if you slit your throat <br />from ear to ear and bleed out in a bucket of KFC.... <br />Blow your head off with a shot gun or a loaded bong <br />and paint the wall with your faked Picasso <br />Overdose on Heroin or your drug of choice <br />leaving your little prick exposed from your black leather pants.... <br />Crash your SUV by running into a Hugo head on <br />which was being tailgated by a Mack truck <br />and the people in the Hugo survived... <br />Someone...someplace....and at sometime..... <br />would compare you to some other asshole...... <br />So get over you're bad self___ <br />You aren't shit...(see what I mean?) <br /> <br /> <br />2007 © T Sheridan<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/how-to-avoid-any-and-all-comparisons/

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